Snogo in the Wild SITW January 23

Yo Snogoers!

We kicked-off the year with a massive re-up on Snogo Gold. That’s right, Snogo GOLD is BACK IN STOCK! So we’re feeling pretty good about the year ahead. How about you?

How’s 2023 treating you? Did you ring it in with style? Can you even remember?! If you can’t­, no pressure. But in the event that your NYE involved an awesome Snogo story and you do kind of remember it, we’d love for you to share it on our Snogo In the Wild Facebook page. Please do! I’d love to hear about it! Speaking of ‘love’…

Too early for Valentine’s Day? Maybe. But is there ever a wrong time to celebrate love? Think that’s sappy? Well then, buckle-up you bump loving fools! For my next number: a cheesy-yet-heartfelt, cacao-assisted, soul-bearing…wait for it…

…love poem.

Oh Snogo, my sweet Snogo

The straw of my affection
With you, I can inhale the joy 
Of chocolate’s rich perfection

Your slender, graceful form
Fits so perfectly in hand
As I draw in the sweet, warm aroma
Of cacao powder grand
With each inhale, my heart sings
As the chocolate’s magic unfurls

It’s a love affair, Snogo and I
In a whirlwind of cocoa swirls
I never knew I needed you
But now I can’t live without
This love affair with my Snogo
Is what life’s all about
So here’s to you, my dear Snogo

My straw of love, my cocoa queen
I’ll always be yours, forever yours
In this chocolate dream

Gold Snogo

Thanks for indulging me! Because there’s no way that was as much fun to read as it was to write. But why don’t we test that theory? Here’s my idea – it’s impulsive and I haven’t thought out the details, but it could be hysterical, so let’s just do it and figure it out as we go. So here it is:

Let’s write a Snogo poem together. A massive, epic cheesy-ass love poem! Game on!!!

See those stanza’s below, that’s the beginning of our Ode to Snogo.

The rest is up to you!

Add to the Ode! Post your stanza(s) at Snogo In The Wild Facebook Page.
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Oh Snogo, oh Snogo,
My love for you does grow,
With every bump of cacao,
I feel my heart aglow.

Your slender straw design,
Makes you so easy to hold,
And your versatility,
One toot and I was sold.

You’re the perfect pick-me-up,
When I’m feeling low,
A little sniff  from you,
And I’m feeling better, yo.

Rage safely!

-Arrian

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Snogo Straws were designed exclusively for use with cacao chocolate products and were NOT designed for the use of nor are compatible with any other product designed to be inhaled or delivered via inhalation. Snogo takes no position as to the long term benefits or detriments of cacao use, and disclaims/forever discharges any side effects or other issues which could arise from the short or long term use of cacao.