Snogo in the Wild SITW March 24
Yo Snogoer,
How’s it going? Living big? Living bold? Hell YEAH you are! Just like our man Beard, whose SITW story is freaking hilarious. Have at it!
My name is Josh, but everyone calls me Beard. I have a massive beard, so it’s not very creative. I’ve had the beard since my sophomore year in high school. You weren’t allowed to have facial hair at my high school, but they let me grow it to play Jesus in the nativity play and they never made me shave it. (I was Jesus in my Junior and Senior years too. No audition required).
So I’ve had the beard and the nickname for over 15-years. My only other nickname is Vegas Baby. My wife (girlfriend at the time) started calling me it in reference to the amount of cacao that would end up in my beard whenever we partied. Vegas Baby was her way of saying that I had enough cacao in my facial hair to fuel a weekend in Vegas. It caught on, so whenever we partied with friends, and the cacao would inevitably end up on my face, everyone called me Vegas Baby. But not anymore! Thanks to SNOGO, I can take a bump and it goes only where it’s supposed to. SNOGO was a total game changer for me. Finally, I’m sniffing my cacao instead of wearing it. Best investment ever!
Beard
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From Jesus to Vegas! LOVE it! Thank you Beard!
You know, It’s crazy how many “problems” Snogo straws solve. When I first started designing the SNOGO, I was just trying to create a subtle way to bump cacao so I could take a bump no matter where I was. But people love their SNOGOs for lots of different reasons: Because they work great at the beach and on ski lifts. Because each bump is the same size. Because you can’t spill SNOGO bumps. Because a powdered nose is not a good look. Same goes for a powdered beard (even though Vegas Baby is a dope nickname!).
Of course, “why” you love is never important. It’s the love that counts. At the end of the day, love is the only thing that really, truly matters. That goes for everyone and everything, everywhere. So JUST KEEP LOVIN’! And your SITW (Snogo In The Wild) stories coming! The author of next month’s SITW selection will be gifted a One and Only SNOGO. So why not go for it?! Submit your story at https://snogostraws.xxx//share-your-snogo-story/.
Big Love, AY
